Holy Hand Grenade Script


Created By: piercek25

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Arthur : Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade! [singing] How does it, uh... how does it work?
Lancelot : I know not my liege.
Arthur : Consult the book of armaments.
Maynard : Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.
Brother : "And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --"
Maynard : Skip a bit, Brother.

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