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Product Details
- Each purchase directly supports the original artist.
- Created by fans, for fans.
- Super Soft T-Shirts, Retail Fit, Vibrtant Print.
- Colors may vary by size.
Santanico Pandemonium : I'm not gonna drain you completely. You're gonna turn for me. You'll be my slave. You'll live for me. You'll eat bugs because I order it. Why? Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. You'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog sh*t from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spot". Welcome to slavery.
Seth : No, thanks. I've already had a wife.
Product FAQs
What material and fit is this tee?
Soft, retail-fit tee with multiple color options. Check the size chart on this page and compare with a favorite tee for the best fit.
When will my order ship?
Most items are made to order. Delivery time = production time + carrier transit time. See current estimates in our Shipping Policy.
Can I exchange or return?
Returns/exchanges are limited for made-to-order items, but we’ll fix any damaged, defective, or incorrect orders. Review our Refund Policy.
How should I care for it?
Wash cold, inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low (or hang dry). Do not iron directly on the print.
Are these officially licensed?
No—our designs are original, pop-culture–inspired mashups by independent artists (not official merchandise).
