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Product Details
- Each purchase directly supports the original artist.
- Created by fans, for fans.
- Super Soft T-Shirts, Retail Fit, Vibrtant Print.
- Colors may vary by size.
Clark: I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
Product FAQs
What material and fit is this tee?
Soft, retail-fit tee with multiple color options. Check the size chart on this page and compare with a favorite tee for the best fit.
When will my order ship?
Most items are made to order. Delivery time = production time + carrier transit time. See current estimates in our Shipping Policy.
Can I exchange or return?
Returns/exchanges are limited for made-to-order items, but we’ll fix any damaged, defective, or incorrect orders. Review our Refund Policy.
How should I care for it?
Wash cold, inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low (or hang dry). Do not iron directly on the print.
Are these officially licensed?
No—our designs are original, pop-culture–inspired mashups by independent artists (not official merchandise).
