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Product Details
- Each purchase directly supports the original artist.
- Created by fans, for fans.
- Super Soft T-Shirts, Retail Fit, Vibrtant Print.
- Colors may vary by size.
Joe Dirt : You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
Kicking Wing : No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
Product FAQs
What material and fit is this tee?
Soft, retail-fit tee with multiple color options. Check the size chart on this page and compare with a favorite tee for the best fit.
When will my order ship?
Most items are made to order. Delivery time = production time + carrier transit time. See current estimates in our Shipping Policy.
Can I exchange or return?
Returns/exchanges are limited for made-to-order items, but we’ll fix any damaged, defective, or incorrect orders. Review our Refund Policy.
How should I care for it?
Wash cold, inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low (or hang dry). Do not iron directly on the print.
Are these officially licensed?
No—our designs are original, pop-culture–inspired mashups by independent artists (not official merchandise).
