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Product Details
- Each purchase directly supports the original artist.
- Created by fans, for fans.
- Super Soft T-Shirts, Retail Fit, Vibrtant Print.
- Colors may vary by size.
"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
— Clark Griswold
Product FAQs
What material and fit is this tee?
Soft, retail-fit tee with multiple color options. Check the size chart on this page and compare with a favorite tee for the best fit.
When will my order ship?
Most items are made to order. Delivery time = production time + carrier transit time. See current estimates in our Shipping Policy.
Can I exchange or return?
Returns/exchanges are limited for made-to-order items, but we’ll fix any damaged, defective, or incorrect orders. Review our Refund Policy.
How should I care for it?
Wash cold, inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low (or hang dry). Do not iron directly on the print.
Are these officially licensed?
No—our designs are original, pop-culture–inspired mashups by independent artists (not official merchandise).
