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Product Details
- Each purchase directly supports the original artist.
- Created by fans, for fans.
- Super Soft T-Shirts, Retail Fit, Vibrtant Print.
- Colors may vary by size.
Hans Gruber : Mr. Mystery Guest? Are you still there?
John McClane : Yeah, I'm still here. Unless you wanna open the front door for me.
Hans Gruber : Uh, no I'm afraid not. But you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshall Dillon?
John McClane : I was always kinda' partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really liked those sequined shirts.
Hans Gruber : Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mister Cowboy?
John McClane : Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
Product FAQs
What material and fit is this tee?
Soft, retail-fit tee with multiple color options. Check the size chart on this page and compare with a favorite tee for the best fit.
When will my order ship?
Most items are made to order. Delivery time = production time + carrier transit time. See current estimates in our Shipping Policy.
Can I exchange or return?
Returns/exchanges are limited for made-to-order items, but we’ll fix any damaged, defective, or incorrect orders. Review our Refund Policy.
How should I care for it?
Wash cold, inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low (or hang dry). Do not iron directly on the print.
Are these officially licensed?
No—our designs are original, pop-culture–inspired mashups by independent artists (not official merchandise).
