About the design
"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
— Clark Griswold
- Each purchase directly supports the original artist.
- Created by fans, for fans.
- Printed and shipped from Toronto, Canada using premium water-based soft hand inks.
- Colors may vary by size.